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AT MY WIFE’S GRAVE, I LEARNED MY TRIPLETS AREN’T ACTUALLY MINE It was the first anniversary of my wife’s death, marking a year since I became a single father of triplets. To be honest, it was very difficult, but over time, I accepted this. That day, we decided to go to her grave to remember the times we had together and just cry a little bit. But a strange guest was already waiting for us there. I tried my hardest to recall, but I couldn’t recognize this burly man. Who was he, and what was he doing at my wife’s grave? Him: “Listen. I’ll GIVE YOU $100,000 for these children.” Me: “EXCUSE ME??” Him: ” know the truth! It sounds crazy, but… THESE AREN’T YOUR KIDS!” I wanted to punch him right away, but what he said next completely crushed me.👇
THIS IS MY WIFE, AND RECENTLY, A SALES ASSISTANT TOLD HER THAT SHE WASN’T “PRETTY ENOUGH” TO WORK IN THEIR STORE – I RETURNED THERE A FEW DAYS LATER FOR THE PERFECT REVENGE My beloved wife, Emma, decided to start looking for a job in retail, thinking it would be the perfect fit for her interests. One day, while at the shopping center, she saw that a famous lingerie shop was hiring, as advertised on a poster outside the store. Emma excitedly went into the store and tried to speak to the sales assistant. However, the assistant ignored her until she was practically right in her face. Emma asked how she could apply for the job, and the sales assistant looked her up and down with a sneer before delivering the blow: “Look, I don’t think you’re pretty enough for this job. NO CHANCE. Don’t even try.” Emma came home in tears, absolutely devastated. My heart broke seeing her like that. But then, anger took over. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can treat my wife like that and get away with it. I decided I was going to teach that sales assistant a lesson she would never forget. A few days later, I went to the same lingerie store, making sure that the same assistant was there, and pretended to…… 🥺⬇️Continue reading in the comments 👇🏻
JOKE OF THE DAY: ABOUT A BLIND COWBOY AT AN ALL-BLONDES BIKER BAR. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, there are five things that you should know: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. “Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” Full joke is in the comments below. ⬇️👇⬇️
